Now here is an SEO-friendly FOI story: Washington Man FOIAs Stripper Info

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How much is too much information?

A Tacoma man is asking for a pile of personal information on adult dancers throughout Pierce County.

Despite his criminal past, Robert Hill claims he is legally entitled to know what the dancers look like and potentially where they live.

In an exclusive interview inside a holding cell, Hill revealed why he wants this information so badly.

“Anything that combines sex, money and politics — I’m on it,” Hill said.

Hill said he wants to help adult dancers in Pierce County become big stars with social media.

“They can absorb it, they could ignore, they could act on it. Until they hear it, they’re not able to benefit from me,” he said.

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